He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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