Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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