David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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