Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
