This is not my ceiling
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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