Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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