i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Your dad touched me again.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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