I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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