they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We're too hungover to prance.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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