I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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