Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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