mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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