You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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