Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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