I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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