Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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