Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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