Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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