Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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