Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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