hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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