Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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