It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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