I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
