forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
NoShamevember. You game?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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