i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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