You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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