great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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