Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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