so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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