Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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