Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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