I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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