Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
