It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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