Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just want to make out with him forever
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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