I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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