So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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