you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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