Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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