I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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