Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
