We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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