Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
