thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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