Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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