The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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