yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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