i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
MIDGETS
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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