She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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