i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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