Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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