She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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