i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
