i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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