Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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