Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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